The Normal Master of Evil
*Doesn't beg for mercy either* ..; It's not that I'm not scared. It's just that I'm too much of a derp to care that I'm scared. That being said.. *grabs his hand and looks into his eyes.. then says in a creepy voice* FRIEEENDDDSSSSSSSSSS?

YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR AN ANIME CHARACTER.

Oh dark lord wouldst' thou strike-eth Caitlyn Down? She's quite a pain in lane, and i's like to see you win a fight for a change when someone picks you against her.
Anonymous

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CAITLYN EXCEPT WHAT MAOKAI TOLD ME ABOUT HER! SOMETHING ABOUT THIGHS AS THICK AS TREE TRUNKS, I DUNNO

I have a question for you, Master of Evil. Out of all of these champions, which one do you hate the absolute most? Oh, and, what do you think of Karthus?

I AM A YORDLE OF TOLERANCE AND EQUALITY! IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY! AS FOR KARTHAS, HE’S A CHEATING BAG OF BONES! IF HE GETS WITHIN 10 METERS OF MY STAFF I’LL GRIND HIM TO DUST BUT HE’S A CHEATER HE CAN DO ANYTHING FROM LIKE A MILLION MILES AWAY!!!!! BALANCED, MY ASS! I HATE HIM THE MOST!

Veigar, I think you and Nasus could be friends!
Anonymous

((i can’t think of anything to say about nasus because he’s my kawaii husbando.))

Since our weapons are the same size, are you willing to swap for 1 day?

A-ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME?

ALSO I LIED ABOUT THE QUESTIONS THING.

askamumu:

askgraves:

askamumu:

rinidinger:

askwarwick:

asktheleagueoflegends:

Whoever posted this will be dealt with… swiftly…

Well I posted this, in a manner of speaking, and so did you! So, please, try to deal with me — after you’ve dealt with yourself, whoever you are.
Besides,  I can’t have a healthy relationship with a summoner who happens to have a similar affliction as mine? You can kiss my furry blue bottom!

DANG, TOLD BY WARWICK!… damn, summoner speech is wearing off on me. Sorry.

Am I old enough to learn what this is? I-I don’t get it, what’s going on in the picture and I’m confused. ;_;

 ”Physical Therepy” I reckon. It’s somethin’ ya worry ‘bout when yer… yer… old….er?
…
How old’re you again?

U-umm…one, two three…lost count!  REALLY old, I think I’m older than you, oh no I’m sorry! Don’t think I meant that in a mean way! I’m horrible! Don’t stop being my friend! ;_;

I WAS GOING TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU MORTALS HAVE BEEN PILING UP BUT I LOG ON TO THIS ASSANINE WEBSITE AND SEE THIS?!?! DONT EXPECT ME FOR ANOTHER 2 MONTHS!

askamumu:

askgraves:

askamumu:

rinidinger:

askwarwick:

asktheleagueoflegends:

Whoever posted this will be dealt with… swiftly…

Well I posted this, in a manner of speaking, and so did you! So, please, try to deal with me — after you’ve dealt with yourself, whoever you are.

Besides,  I can’t have a healthy relationship with a summoner who happens to have a similar affliction as mine? You can kiss my furry blue bottom!

DANG, TOLD BY WARWICK!

… damn, summoner speech is wearing off on me. Sorry.

Am I old enough to learn what this is? I-I don’t get it, what’s going on in the picture and I’m confused. ;_;

 ”Physical Therepy” I reckon. It’s somethin’ ya worry ‘bout when yer… yer… old….er?

How old’re you again?

U-umm…one, two three…lost count!  REALLY old, I think I’m older than you, oh no I’m sorry! Don’t think I meant that in a mean way! I’m horrible! Don’t stop being my friend! ;_;

I WAS GOING TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU MORTALS HAVE BEEN PILING UP BUT I LOG ON TO THIS ASSANINE WEBSITE AND SEE THIS?!?! DONT EXPECT ME FOR ANOTHER 2 MONTHS!

So ... I don't beg for mercy. What happens now?

UH

WOW I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS.

Why are you the most awesome sorcerer ever, yet you have an awful voice acting? Is it because the vast amounts of magic twitch your voice to those high pitches?

OH PLEASE, THIS PITCH IS NORMAL FOR A YORDLE. YOU, HOWEVER, HAVE THE VOICE OF A PREPUBESCENT GIRL WHILE POSSESSING THE HAIR COLOR OF AN OLD MAN! IF YOU WANT TO MOCK ME THEN COME TO ME AS A BATTLEWORN MAN INSTEAD OF A POWDERED PRINCESS!

BUSY

((BECAUSE OF

  • WORK
  • SICK

REAL REASONS I’M NOT POSTING MUCH

  • MW3
  • SKYRIM

))

askmalzahar:



THIS IS HORRIBLY INACCURATE! I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR FILTHY FIST!

askmalzahar:

THIS IS HORRIBLY INACCURATE! I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR FILTHY FIST!