YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR AN ANIME CHARACTER.
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CAITLYN EXCEPT WHAT MAOKAI TOLD ME ABOUT HER! SOMETHING ABOUT THIGHS AS THICK AS TREE TRUNKS, I DUNNO
I AM A YORDLE OF TOLERANCE AND EQUALITY! IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY! AS FOR KARTHAS, HE’S A CHEATING BAG OF BONES! IF HE GETS WITHIN 10 METERS OF MY STAFF I’LL GRIND HIM TO DUST BUT HE’S A CHEATER HE CAN DO ANYTHING FROM LIKE A MILLION MILES AWAY!!!!! BALANCED, MY ASS! I HATE HIM THE MOST!
((i can’t think of anything to say about nasus because he’s my kawaii husbando.))
A-ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME?
ALSO I LIED ABOUT THE QUESTIONS THING.
Whoever posted this will be dealt with… swiftly…
Well I posted this, in a manner of speaking, and so did you! So, please, try to deal with me — after you’ve dealt with yourself, whoever you are.
Besides, I can’t have a healthy relationship with a summoner who happens to have a similar affliction as mine? You can kiss my furry blue bottom!
DANG, TOLD BY WARWICK!
… damn, summoner speech is wearing off on me. Sorry.Am I old enough to learn what this is? I-I don’t get it, what’s going on in the picture and I’m confused. ;_;
”Physical Therepy” I reckon. It’s somethin’ ya worry ‘bout when yer… yer… old….er?
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How old’re you again?
U-umm…one, two three…lost count! REALLY old, I think I’m older than you, oh no I’m sorry! Don’t think I meant that in a mean way! I’m horrible! Don’t stop being my friend! ;_;
I WAS GOING TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU MORTALS HAVE BEEN PILING UP BUT I LOG ON TO THIS ASSANINE WEBSITE AND SEE THIS?!?! DONT EXPECT ME FOR ANOTHER 2 MONTHS!
OH PLEASE, THIS PITCH IS NORMAL FOR A YORDLE. YOU, HOWEVER, HAVE THE VOICE OF A PREPUBESCENT GIRL WHILE POSSESSING THE HAIR COLOR OF AN OLD MAN! IF YOU WANT TO MOCK ME THEN COME TO ME AS A BATTLEWORN MAN INSTEAD OF A POWDERED PRINCESS!


